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November 08 Homework!!How clever am I???? I had my homework marked today by my daughters teacher!! Yeah I know, I shouldnt do it for her but I was curious as to what my writing ability was like... EXCELLENT!! does that mean that i am creative or that i am creative for a 14 yr old? here is a poem which my daughter and I have created....
PINEAPPLE, BENCH, K-SWISS WHATEVER
YOU PICK ON ME BECAUSE I DONT BOTHER
WHAT ABOUT POVERTY, SINGLE PARENT FAMILY?
AM I SO DIFFERENT, WHY PICK ON ME?
YOU ABUSE ME, HATE ME, HURT ME - FOR WHAT?
COS I HAVE THE THINGS YOU HAVENT GOT!
YOU HAVE ALL THE NAMES THAT MONEY CAN BUY
BUT NOT LOVE, DEVOTION OR SUPPORT, BUT WHY?
YOU HATE EVERYTHING THAT IM ABOUT
PUNCH ME, KICK ME, MAKE ME SHOUT.....
ITS NOT BEEN COMPLETED YET BUT ITS A START... INNIT XXX
October 19 winge of the day, week, month, year, decade!!well its been a while since ive had the chance to sit and write to myself - talking to myself is never a problem. Today I realised why there is so much road rage in our society. Drivers that really get on my tits are.... The dithering old twat that does not thank you when you show curtesy and give way. Not only does he fail to acknowledge your act of kindness but he drives at 3 MPH in the biggest fuck off car that he can find!!! I am, at this point, raged to the max. Then every merc and BMW driver on the planet decides that they would like to pull out in front of me. My car may be a mere Peugeot but im fucked if im gonna be bullied to stop, sod my car its a bag of nails in comparison but its not the point!!! I will smash into arseholes in big expensive cars if they pull out cos it will cost them alot more money to repair their vehicle and to remind them that they dont own the road- never have, never will (and they get their licences off the back of a cereal packet!) People that have music playing so loud that their whole car vibrates as they drive, its not so much the volume but the sheer crap that they play, its not music its noise pollution!
Anyway enough of that. The past few weeks have been the same as usual, my satan death child from hell still NOT BOTHERED and WHATEVER conversations have elaborated. She can use the phrases "you batty crease" and "YEAH BUT NO BUT YEAH etc. Education has alot to answer for really. All teachers deserve a medal and a pay rise as far as Im concerned, if I had my way all teenagers would be stoned to death!!! Work has been a refreshing break from satan, a few stabbings, car crashes and deaths are a walk in the park compared to spending a few minutes in her company - but I do still love her (when she is asleep). September 28 satan death child from hell....what the fuck did I do in a previous life?? My daughter is an absolute nightmare, not only is she a teenager but she also has ADHD which is a lethal combination!! Its like her body is having a party that she hasnt been invited to, the mouth on it is evil and conversation is just impossible. At this present time I just want her to pull her bottom lip over her head and swallow hard! Her step dad has refused to see her for the present time cos she robbed some stuff from his girlfriend, well thats the excuse he is using anyway. In all honesty he has been trying to get shot of her for ages, this was just the excuse he needed. What a wanker!! Lucky aswell, how nice would it be to just to walk off into the sunset? I feel about ready to go into battle, I will not be defeated by a smarmy little rugrat!! September 23 what a night!!!Well the mission to go out without being arrested was successful. Was a bit worried when animal came after me for some tongue action but handled myself well, how could I resist??? Didnt require the assistance of the blue light taxis, which was a relief although the lithuanian fuck-wit that kept groping my arse may be in dire need of some plastic surgery!!! Why do we have to be subjected to the caveman attitude of the species we call man?? Dont get me wrong, i love a bit of slap and tickle but there is always one pizza-faced tosser, who has, shall we say, fallen out of the ugly tree (and hit every branch on the way down) who thinks that he is a babe magnet? Men as a majority are great and they make life both entertaining and challenging but its just the ones that dont have that va va voom factor that really do my tree in - wont somebody please put them out of their misery? Believe me I do my bit but it clearly isnt enough. September 22 Howdy!!Well, what can I say? My first ever blog and I am almost as nervous as when I went for my first ever job interview (ok, slight exaggeration but you catch my drift). Im out on the town with my mate animal tonight cos its her birthday innit!!! no big deal??? Animal by name, animal by nature. If I dont see an ambulance or a copper tonight then the evening has been successful! |
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