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May 03 well what a bummer hey?!Its has been a pretty
 week for me and i guess I'm starting to feel the pressure. My daughter was given a refferal order from the courts for a crime she didn't commit - no great trauma there cos it probably makes up for all the things she has done and not been caught for!! I then fell out with my bro, which I feel very  about but I guess it was an inevitable end to an awkward situation and hopefully he will be okay. The worst thing of all is that I fell off a fence whilst trying to trim a hawthorn bush down (all you tree huggers rejoice) and ive fractured my right clavicle, otherwise known as a collar bone.This is no great trauma you may say but as I'm right handed it makes arse wiping very challenging indeed!! lil miss lostit, who never really had it in the first place, finds it highly amusing to mock me telling me that my typing skills have improved. I do forgive her though cos I Love Her and she is my bestest sing star buddy
 .The really news is that my doctor has put me on the sick for initially 3 weeks but it may need to be extended to up to 8 weeks depending on how well the bones fuse togother ~ xHxMarch 01 BEEN AWAY FOR AGES... WAS I MISSED??Well its been so long since I had time to blog that I cant remember how!!! Is it me or have coughs and chest infections become more intense? Im suffering at the mo. Ive had 4 different types of antibiotics so far and yet the lung butter is still flying!! Not a pretty thought hey? But thats just the way I am - love me for it dont cha? Work has been busy since xmas, guess thats due to the fact that every man and his dog is suffering from the winter miseries of coughs, colds, flu, chest infections, diorrhoea and sickness bugs - not that they warrant ambulances but hey, who am I to judge as long as im being paid then work is work.
My GP has kindly put me on the sick for 7 days which is why ive got the time to blog but unfortunately cant think what. My satan death child from hell has had a very rapid turn around and change of heart... its scaring me!!! She keeps her room tidy(ish) is ironing, coming home on time, staying at school (she has usually ran off before Ive managed to leave the school grounds) completing homework etc. The list is endless... wonder if im going to get some disturbing news in 9 months time!!! Stop it, doesnt bear thinking about.
Maybe I should just be grateful and accept that my little angel has seen the light.... yeah right! Help me, im really scared.
Anyway hope all are having a good day:) xHx xx December 30 THE CHRIMBO COMEDOWN!!!Well, what can I say? Another Xmas over and not one of my patients died on Xmas day.. BONUS!!! It was really busy and hectic and not one person even gave me so much as the nuts out of their shit, thats gratitude for you hey? (And they have the ordacity to moan about the NHS!) I received loads of really nice pressies from my friends (or rather friend) and family. I was chuffed to bits but the thing that made it for me was watching the kiddie-winkles faces light up as they opened their pressies. Harvey had more Star Wars lego than you could shake a stick at, it kept me entertained for hours trying (and I mean trying) to build all the different starships!!
Satan death child from hell actually managed to gain and keep her angel wings for 3 whole days before she exploded and hung herself with her halo!! Boy that girl has some serious issues that she needs to sort out, preferably before she gets locked up permanently and becomes somebodys bitch!! Jasmine has yet again ran away, this time with a whole bag full of clothes (as she was supposed to be going to her dads), make-up, mobile phone and hairspray-very well executed, the sly little chav. Not sure what to do next.. Ive taken her stereo to the tip...one of her favourite things, she lives for music. Is that punishment enough?? I want to beat the living crap out of her.... in fact I might just do that. Reasoning, being mature and understanding? Been there, done that and its just not happening so maybe brut force and ignorance is the way forward!!
If there is anyone out there who has any ideas, particularly someone who has a child with ADHD, then please give me a clue as I feel that I really am losing the plot here. I feel like a hamster running around in its wheel - the shit just keeps on going round and round and round and round!!!
On a sounder note I hope that everyone has a very merry and prosperous New Year
Take Care all you alchies!!!
xHx xx December 11 ALCOHOL OR STRESS?Has my brain been savagely mashed by the satan death child form hell or am I ill? lol
The problem is that I feel like shit. Went out on works do on saturday and drank loads of vodka, ate masses of indian food but didnt produce a pavement pizza - hooray!!!! Have I severely poisoned my alcohol stream cos Im unable to stand the smell of beer now so hence my veins are now filling with blood (an intravenous drip of vodka may help this prob) or has the stress of my satanic teenager just screwed my head up?
I love my daughter to pieces but her behaviour puts her in good steed for an ASBO and a public flogging! Not only does she run away from home for days but she also fails to ring me to let me know she is safe (the one thing I ask her to do if she feels that she cant return home) cos she is too busy hanging out with her chavvy rude boys, rebelling and being a twat!! What is a parent to do? Even when the coppers bring her home they just stand there and watch her flee into the night again as they have no powers to stop her.
Is my head seriously screwed up by alcohol or stress?
My preference is alcohol cos that is self inflicted and all paid for (all £4.80 due to me being a lightweight).
Stress is something that we all endure on a daily basis, its just some put more pressure on themselves than others.... which leads straight back to alcohol in my eyes......there is no answer is there?? lol
xHx XXX November 16 help me.....I am gutted that one of my mates could accuse me of becoming a chav....INNIT?
yeah well i aint bothered cos I is having a fat day!! Today is safe cos ive been hanging with my crew and cruising. Now im in ma crib on the West side, pumping out some fat tunes and chattin bubbles!! Oh my God....... What the fuck am I doing?? Guess my christmas list will consist of the need for a full white tracksuit (Nike or Kappa) and a Burberry baseball cap... followed by chamillionaires CD and some fat silver chains. Up until now I was planning on sitting on santas knee and asking him for a rabbit, one of the vibrating kind (platinum of course)... now hold that thought!!!!
Hope all are having a mighty fine and happy day... Keep it up!!!!!
As for lilmisslostit......U av a valid point, INNIT! Love Ya Honey xHx x November 08 Homework!!How clever am I???? I had my homework marked today by my daughters teacher!! Yeah I know, I shouldnt do it for her but I was curious as to what my writing ability was like... EXCELLENT!! does that mean that i am creative or that i am creative for a 14 yr old? here is a poem which my daughter and I have created....
PINEAPPLE, BENCH, K-SWISS WHATEVER
YOU PICK ON ME BECAUSE I DONT BOTHER
WHAT ABOUT POVERTY, SINGLE PARENT FAMILY?
AM I SO DIFFERENT, WHY PICK ON ME?
YOU ABUSE ME, HATE ME, HURT ME - FOR WHAT?
COS I HAVE THE THINGS YOU HAVENT GOT!
YOU HAVE ALL THE NAMES THAT MONEY CAN BUY
BUT NOT LOVE, DEVOTION OR SUPPORT, BUT WHY?
YOU HATE EVERYTHING THAT IM ABOUT
PUNCH ME, KICK ME, MAKE ME SHOUT.....
ITS NOT BEEN COMPLETED YET BUT ITS A START... INNIT XXX
October 19 winge of the day, week, month, year, decade!!well its been a while since ive had the chance to sit and write to myself - talking to myself is never a problem. Today I realised why there is so much road rage in our society. Drivers that really get on my tits are.... The dithering old twat that does not thank you when you show curtesy and give way. Not only does he fail to acknowledge your act of kindness but he drives at 3 MPH in the biggest fuck off car that he can find!!! I am, at this point, raged to the max. Then every merc and BMW driver on the planet decides that they would like to pull out in front of me. My car may be a mere Peugeot but im fucked if im gonna be bullied to stop, sod my car its a bag of nails in comparison but its not the point!!! I will smash into arseholes in big expensive cars if they pull out cos it will cost them alot more money to repair their vehicle and to remind them that they dont own the road- never have, never will (and they get their licences off the back of a cereal packet!) People that have music playing so loud that their whole car vibrates as they drive, its not so much the volume but the sheer crap that they play, its not music its noise pollution!
Anyway enough of that. The past few weeks have been the same as usual, my satan death child from hell still NOT BOTHERED and WHATEVER conversations have elaborated. She can use the phrases "you batty crease" and "YEAH BUT NO BUT YEAH etc. Education has alot to answer for really. All teachers deserve a medal and a pay rise as far as Im concerned, if I had my way all teenagers would be stoned to death!!! Work has been a refreshing break from satan, a few stabbings, car crashes and deaths are a walk in the park compared to spending a few minutes in her company - but I do still love her (when she is asleep). September 28 satan death child from hell....what the fuck did I do in a previous life?? My daughter is an absolute nightmare, not only is she a teenager but she also has ADHD which is a lethal combination!! Its like her body is having a party that she hasnt been invited to, the mouth on it is evil and conversation is just impossible. At this present time I just want her to pull her bottom lip over her head and swallow hard! Her step dad has refused to see her for the present time cos she robbed some stuff from his girlfriend, well thats the excuse he is using anyway. In all honesty he has been trying to get shot of her for ages, this was just the excuse he needed. What a wanker!! Lucky aswell, how nice would it be to just to walk off into the sunset? I feel about ready to go into battle, I will not be defeated by a smarmy little rugrat!! September 23 what a night!!!Well the mission to go out without being arrested was successful. Was a bit worried when animal came after me for some tongue action but handled myself well, how could I resist??? Didnt require the assistance of the blue light taxis, which was a relief although the lithuanian fuck-wit that kept groping my arse may be in dire need of some plastic surgery!!! Why do we have to be subjected to the caveman attitude of the species we call man?? Dont get me wrong, i love a bit of slap and tickle but there is always one pizza-faced tosser, who has, shall we say, fallen out of the ugly tree (and hit every branch on the way down) who thinks that he is a babe magnet? Men as a majority are great and they make life both entertaining and challenging but its just the ones that dont have that va va voom factor that really do my tree in - wont somebody please put them out of their misery? Believe me I do my bit but it clearly isnt enough. September 22 Howdy!!Well, what can I say? My first ever blog and I am almost as nervous as when I went for my first ever job interview (ok, slight exaggeration but you catch my drift). Im out on the town with my mate animal tonight cos its her birthday innit!!! no big deal??? Animal by name, animal by nature. If I dont see an ambulance or a copper tonight then the evening has been successful! |
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