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May 03 well what a bummer hey?!Its has been a pretty
This is no great trauma you may say but as I'm right handed it makes arse wiping very challenging indeed!! lil miss lostit, who never really had it in the first place, finds it highly amusing to mock me telling me that my typing skills have improved. I do forgive her though cos I Love Her and she is my bestest sing star buddy
The really March 01 BEEN AWAY FOR AGES... WAS I MISSED??Well its been so long since I had time to blog that I cant remember how!!! Is it me or have coughs and chest infections become more intense? Im suffering at the mo. Ive had 4 different types of antibiotics so far and yet the lung butter is still flying!! Not a pretty thought hey? But thats just the way I am - love me for it dont cha? Work has been busy since xmas, guess thats due to the fact that every man and his dog is suffering from the winter miseries of coughs, colds, flu, chest infections, diorrhoea and sickness bugs - not that they warrant ambulances but hey, who am I to judge as long as im being paid then work is work.
My GP has kindly put me on the sick for 7 days which is why ive got the time to blog but unfortunately cant think what. My satan death child from hell has had a very rapid turn around and change of heart... its scaring me!!! She keeps her room tidy(ish) is ironing, coming home on time, staying at school (she has usually ran off before Ive managed to leave the school grounds) completing homework etc. The list is endless... wonder if im going to get some disturbing news in 9 months time!!! Stop it, doesnt bear thinking about.
Maybe I should just be grateful and accept that my little angel has seen the light.... yeah right! Help me, im really scared.
Anyway hope all are having a good day:) xHx xx December 30 THE CHRIMBO COMEDOWN!!!Well, what can I say? Another Xmas over and not one of my patients died on Xmas day.. BONUS!!! It was really busy and hectic and not one person even gave me so much as the nuts out of their shit, thats gratitude for you hey? (And they have the ordacity to moan about the NHS!) I received loads of really nice pressies from my friends (or rather friend) and family. I was chuffed to bits but the thing that made it for me was watching the kiddie-winkles faces light up as they opened their pressies. Harvey had more Star Wars lego than you could shake a stick at, it kept me entertained for hours trying (and I mean trying) to build all the different starships!!
Satan death child from hell actually managed to gain and keep her angel wings for 3 whole days before she exploded and hung herself with her halo!! Boy that girl has some serious issues that she needs to sort out, preferably before she gets locked up permanently and becomes somebodys bitch!! Jasmine has yet again ran away, this time with a whole bag full of clothes (as she was supposed to be going to her dads), make-up, mobile phone and hairspray-very well executed, the sly little chav. Not sure what to do next.. Ive taken her stereo to the tip...one of her favourite things, she lives for music. Is that punishment enough?? I want to beat the living crap out of her.... in fact I might just do that. Reasoning, being mature and understanding? Been there, done that and its just not happening so maybe brut force and ignorance is the way forward!!
If there is anyone out there who has any ideas, particularly someone who has a child with ADHD, then please give me a clue as I feel that I really am losing the plot here. I feel like a hamster running around in its wheel - the shit just keeps on going round and round and round and round!!!
On a sounder note I hope that everyone has a very merry and prosperous New Year
Take Care all you alchies!!!
xHx xx December 11 ALCOHOL OR STRESS?Has my brain been savagely mashed by the satan death child form hell or am I ill? lol
The problem is that I feel like shit. Went out on works do on saturday and drank loads of vodka, ate masses of indian food but didnt produce a pavement pizza - hooray!!!! Have I severely poisoned my alcohol stream cos Im unable to stand the smell of beer now so hence my veins are now filling with blood (an intravenous drip of vodka may help this prob) or has the stress of my satanic teenager just screwed my head up?
I love my daughter to pieces but her behaviour puts her in good steed for an ASBO and a public flogging! Not only does she run away from home for days but she also fails to ring me to let me know she is safe (the one thing I ask her to do if she feels that she cant return home) cos she is too busy hanging out with her chavvy rude boys, rebelling and being a twat!! What is a parent to do? Even when the coppers bring her home they just stand there and watch her flee into the night again as they have no powers to stop her.
Is my head seriously screwed up by alcohol or stress?
My preference is alcohol cos that is self inflicted and all paid for (all £4.80 due to me being a lightweight).
Stress is something that we all endure on a daily basis, its just some put more pressure on themselves than others.... which leads straight back to alcohol in my eyes......there is no answer is there?? lol
xHx XXX November 16 help me.....I am gutted that one of my mates could accuse me of becoming a chav....INNIT?
yeah well i aint bothered cos I is having a fat day!! Today is safe cos ive been hanging with my crew and cruising. Now im in ma crib on the West side, pumping out some fat tunes and chattin bubbles!! Oh my God....... What the fuck am I doing?? Guess my christmas list will consist of the need for a full white tracksuit (Nike or Kappa) and a Burberry baseball cap... followed by chamillionaires CD and some fat silver chains. Up until now I was planning on sitting on santas knee and asking him for a rabbit, one of the vibrating kind (platinum of course)... now hold that thought!!!!
Hope all are having a mighty fine and happy day... Keep it up!!!!!
As for lilmisslostit......U av a valid point, INNIT! Love Ya Honey xHx x |
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